"You'd think whoever slapped this half-baked party game together might have bothered to write up said rules, but I suppose I expect too much! And I fail to perceive what is meant to be 'fun' about puzzling over intoxicated scribbles."

But she's still here, which is the sort of thing a brave or foolish person might point out to this prickly and unpleasant art critic.

"Are you enjoying yourself, infant?"