Not close at all, but thank you for pretending.

[A tattoo parlor and a store selling cute envelopes are not the same, he's worldly enough to know this one... Better luck next time, Palamedes.

Anyway, Viktor, settling on a design and not picking at it for ages? Sounds fake.]

It's going to take him ages to settle. If he's bored enough after the surgery, and he will be, it'd be nice if you came by and nudged him about finishing something.